I Laid a Suitcase on my Chest

twodoorcinemacunt: This is why I no longer travel by fire.

twodoorcinemacunt:

This is why I no longer travel by fire.

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doppledeaner:

mulder-itsme:

LOL

Only agree with the bottom one because the first 2 just look like they are fishing for notes, tbh.

^this

yes.

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this tuna melt for breakfast is everything I wanted in a tuna melt before breakfast

inmyhappyplace:

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yuckfeahh: a little obsessed with jenny lee lindberg right now…  wow

yuckfeahh:

a little obsessed with jenny lee lindberg right now… 

wow

icedwhitemocha: theanimalblog: (via Telegraph) A shark gives a diver a high-five. Eli Martinez was interacting with the lemon shark in the balmy waters off the coast of The Bahamas. Eli, who works as the editor of Shark Diving magazine, said: “This particular shark I had encountered before. She is very laid-back so I knew if I held my hand out she would come over. At first she was swimming straight towards me, but I didn’t expect her to turn at the last moment. She tapped my palm with her fin like we were high-five-ing.”

icedwhitemocha:

theanimalblog:

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A shark gives a diver a high-five. Eli Martinez was interacting with the lemon shark in the balmy waters off the coast of The Bahamas. Eli, who works as the editor of Shark Diving magazine, said: “This particular shark I had encountered before. She is very laid-back so I knew if I held my hand out she would come over. At first she was swimming straight towards me, but I didn’t expect her to turn at the last moment. She tapped my palm with her fin like we were high-five-ing.”

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inmyw0rld: negritaaa:

inmyw0rld:

negritaaa:

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@taylorswift13: “Fetch.”

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friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: oh and crocs

GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.

captxandri:

the-observant-one:

Oh.

My.

Lord.

holy shit ashdkjas

fuck

Oh my god, I went back and got to the third one and was like ASKLDJALKJSLJAKLS

WELL DONE, SIR.

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alittleinsanne: Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies. “Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’” the. love. of. my. life. idol.

alittleinsanne:

Winona Ryder in high school

“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”

the. love. of. my. life.

idol.

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